The Nipplettes
So how did the Nipplettes get their name? Way back when at the New York Farscape Con, JustPlainLisa, TBZF, and Reets were posing
for a photo. JPL and Reets are tall buxom ladies. TBZF is... well, on the vertically challenged side. So when she
gets put in the middle of the three and takes a look to each side of her all she sees is buxom lady parts and blurts out that
she feels like the "Fifth Nipple". The Nipplettes were born. The original Nipplette membership was limited to attendees of the
New York Con, most specifically to those brave souls who wedged themselves into minivan with Claudia Black's Navy SEAL body guard
(hence the seal on our logo and the infamous "Secret Sign").
Sometime later Auntie Nora got us all purple feather boas to give
us some brand recognition. Hundreds of hotel cleaning staff have regretted that decision ever since. We molt. Badly. Our
feathers have turned up, inadvertently, all over the world. I hope no one got stopped by customs for transporting illegal chickens...
Membership
was capped at 7 active members at any one time. Why? Because six is too few and eight is just too darn many, silly!